The Maid
The maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.br /br /She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?br /Maria: 'Well, ma’am, there are three reasons why I want an increase.br /The first is that I iron better than you.'br /Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'br /Maria: 'Your husband said so.'br /Wife: 'Oh.'br /br /Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'br /Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'br /Maria: 'Your husband did.'br /Wife: 'Oh.'br /br /Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'br /Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'br /Maria: 'No ma’am...the gardener did.'br /br /Wife: 'So how much do you want?'div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20152910-4600657619732911822?l=bikingbrady.blogspot.com'//div
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The Maid
The maid asked for a pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.br /br /She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?br /Maria: 'Well, ma’am, there are three reasons why I want an increase.br /The first is that I iron better than you.'br /Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'br /Maria: 'Your husband said so.'br /Wife: 'Oh.'br /br /Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'br /Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'br /Maria: 'Your husband did.'br /Wife: 'Oh.'br /br /Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'br /Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'br /Maria: 'No ma’am...the gardener did.'br /br /Wife: 'So how much do you want?'div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20152910-4600657619732911822?l=bikingbrady.blogspot.com'//div
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Blogging Again
My self imposed blogging sabbatical is over. I'm not sure if I was just sick of blogging, fighting biking depression due to my back issues, or the fact that I'm more addicted to "micro" blogging with Twitter and Facebook. At any rate, I plan on blogging more regular once again. br /br /Upcoming blog posts will include:br /br /* Schnoctobeerfest recapbr /* What happened to the recumbent?br /* A "new" commuting ridebr /* Ultimate Ride DVD reviewbr /* A road trip to see "Ride across the Sky"br /* Bicycle Advocacy happeningsbr /br /That's right, I'm back for your entertainment. Stick around, you might even learn a thing or two.br /br /Is there anything else I'm missing? Anything you think I should blog about?div class="blogger-post-footer"img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/20152910-1753245832454440566?l=bikingbrady.blogspot.com'//div
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